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I AM FAT AND OLD.
I AM GREY AND DRUNK.
MY NOSE IS BLOATED AND MY DICK SITS IN A CUP OF STALE BEER.
THE SUGAR FROM THE BEER ATTRACTS INSECTS AND CRYSTALISES IN MY BELLY HAIR.
IF I COULD GET IT UP I'D DRINK MY COGNAC.
TONIGHT I START SMOKING FAGS.
I DON'T OWN A GUN.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST PEOPLES OF OTHER ORIENTATIONS.
SO THE THINGS WE KNOW ARE AS FOLLOWS.
NO FUCKING FLOWERS.
NO FUCKING POETRY.
NO FUCKING GOING HOME.
NO FUCKING ANYTHING.