Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Bored at work

 Sent at 15:13 on Tuesday
 Daniel:  hurf durf
 me:  smurf?
maybe not
 Daniel:  nope
When hurf durf is seen, it is understood that whatever has been quoted  and labeled as hurf durf is completely and utterly unreasonable and  impossible of being taken seriously. Generally used when quoting  someone, especially (but certainly not limited to) in the context of an  internet game forum.
 me:  figured
 Daniel:  Hurf durf occurs when someone goes on a long-winded tangent about  something that is universally insignificant but is present in the  original poster's mind and is EXTREMELY important to that person.
 me:  hurf durf
its a lttle like 'what ever'
 Sent at 15:21 on Tuesday
 Daniel:  yes
 Sent at 15:25 on Tuesday
 me:  blah blah blah im a wanker artist
balh blah
hurf durf
 Daniel:  lols
 Sent at 15:31 on Tuesday
 me:  my new artist statement
hurf durf
 Daniel:  They see me hurfin they durfing
 me:  blah blah im a fucking artist look at my poopy wall hanging fucktard paintings blah blah
 Daniel:  :O
 me:  im an arts student no one understands me everyoine is fucked blah blah
 Daniel:  dude.. you need to get out of there
 me:  go back to liquor retail
another kind of fucktard
 Daniel:  welp

Monday, August 23, 2010

BSG Majella

we have killed so many
and we will go on killing
till you are all gone
dead, un-moving
because it feels good
because it's what men do

Tuesday, August 17, 2010


The warhead doesn’t exist. That’s what my art is about. Warheads that don’t exist.

The harpoon that slaughtered Moby Dick. That is what my art is. Harpoons that slaughter.

Ill never be a captain of a starship. That’s what my art is about. Not being a starship captain.

Lost people

The thing that makes me most sad about my relationships with people is losing the clear, crystal sharp knowing of them. It happens with our parents, our grandparents, lovers and friends. It is heartbreaking to see others vividly for brief moments and then lose them in a fog.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010


1. Hudson Bay Bourbon
2. Where the fuckiz ma dribk?
3. Special circumstances
4. Been over soon
5. I'm really going grey
6. Still watching X-Files
7. Cross in cleavage
8. Drowning
9. Disapproval
10. Hous Bein Farteen

Tuesday, August 10, 2010