Gibbon

A screwdriver through each of my shoulders.
The left one cracked, a focus for my general malfunction.
Malo-function. It's a wine joke.
Chardonnay.
Drink more chardonnay.
Summer is on its way.
Malfunction, mystery, summer.
Motherfucker.
The more i type the more it cramps and spasms.
I can feel it in my elbow and wrist and middle finger.
Up my neck.
I wish i was Devin Townsend.
He is cool and bald and full of metal.
I'm full of metal too.
Constipated metal man.
Scream and do the monkey.
Gibbon.