Sunday, February 22, 2009

relief from guilt comes in pill form

A MAN WITH A GUN KILLED

TRAUMA CAN DISTORT THE MEMORY

TURN THE COMPUTER OFF

TURN OFF THE LAMP

BOTH OF THESE DISTURB YOUR SLEEP ALBEIT PASSIVELY

IT’S ENOUGH TO GET EIGHT HOURS PEACE EVEN IF I DON’T GET ANY SLEEP

I GET SCARED

PUNK SONGS ABOUT NOT KNOWING

I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW I DON’T KNOW

VAMPIRES HAVE IT EASY

FUCK THE DARK

FUCK IT

I WILL HAVE LAKSA THIS WEEK AT LEAST TWICE

I REALY LIKE LAKSA

THE CHILLI GIVES ME A BIT OF A HIGH

A LITTLE HIT

WHAT EVER GETS YOU OFF

YOU JUST CAN’T GO AROUND KILLING PEOPLE

YOU CAN’T HIDE SHOTGUNS WITH ROSES

YOU CAN’T STORE ENOUGH AMMUNITION

YOU CAN’T AFFORD PROTECTION

YOU CAN’T BORROW AGAINST NOTHING

YOU CAN’T GO HOME

YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE FUTURE

THE PIECE NEED NOT BE LOADED

BE HAPPY WITH THE PROPORTIONING OF YOUR HAND

DON’T FRET OVER AN EXCESS OF HAIR

SCARS, GROWTHS AND DISCOLOURATION MAY COME BACK INTO STYLE

1 comment:

  1. I have nothing newsworthy to add except that
    (a) this is my very favourite;
    (a) i. especially 'YOU CAN’T HIDE SHOTGUNS WITH ROSES'; and
    (b) you should publish; and
    (c) bind all these up in a book.

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